将军大人
细心的朋友一定会发现，将军大人的生日邮件是由屑狐狸代笔的。邮件原文如下：
I assume you forgot whose birthday it is today, little one? Yes, that's right! Today, we will celebrate the birthday of... the Almighty Raiden Shogun.
Our Almighty Shogun meditated for a long time and racked her brains out to think of what to write to you, but she didn't find any inspiration in the end. As Eternity's servant and friend, I am of course, obliged, to write this letter on her behalf... and invite you to see her.
Here, take this dessert. When you see her, just wish her happy birthday. Nothing more, nothing less. You understand, little one?
精读如下：
I assume you forgot whose birthday it is today, little one? Yes, that's right! Today, we will celebrate the birthday of... the AlmightyRaiden Shogun.
Almighty /ɔːlˈmaɪti/adj.有无限权力的，有强大力量的
Raiden Shogun らいでんしょぐん 雷电将军
小家伙该不会忘记今天是谁的生日了吧？嗯，没错，是…雷电将军大人的哦。
Our Almighty Shogun meditated for a long time and racked her brains out to think of what to write to you, but she didn't find any inspiration in the end. As Eternity's servant and friend, I am of course,obliged, to write this letter on her behalf... and invite you to see her.
rack brains out 绞尽脑汁
oblige/əˈblaɪdʒ/v.帮……的忙
将军大人她呀，闭着眼睛苦思冥想半天，都不知道要给你写什么才合适。作为「永恒」的眷属与友人，就只能由我亲自代笔…再带你去见她了哦？
Here, take this dessert. When you see her, just wish her happy birthday. Nothing more, nothing less. You understand, little one?
Nothing more, nothing less 不多不少
来，你把这甜点收好了。过去的时候，好好祝她生日快乐，不该多说的一律别问，知道了吗？